[IC] - All the World's a Game

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06/29/2013, 06:49 AM #5161
Engi-Con


"Hey, Rumia, I think there's a mini-concert going on over there." Murasa pointed at a faraway place where a small crowd was gathering.
"Oh, let's go there!" Rumia smiled, and the two escaped. "We'll come back by dinnertime!"
"No, wait!" Yukari tried to chase the two, but they were already prancing away. "This is important!"

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S121

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06/29/2013, 06:52 AM #5162
Engi-con

"I don't know. You play Halo? Why do bad guys try to scare me by saying my name? It's not that hard to figure out my name, you just look it up on the internet. That being said, you ruined my name anyway. My name is Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan John-117.", John replied in a casual tone, not at all affected by the Announcer's attempts at intimidating him.
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06/29/2013, 07:08 AM #5163
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"You always were on top o' the ball, John. Why should I care what your name is? My dad played your game, not me. But ya know what? I'll tell you my master plan, like they did in the old 10's show Phineas and Ferb. Ya see, these weapons 'ere at Engi-con? It was created by who? None other than the Neo-Yakuza! These were meant to be sent back to the Neo-Yakuza base. But now that you are going to leave with all the weapons, I'll have my head on a stake by the boss. But ya know what? I'm gonna repay you..."

The announcer raised his microphone stand. "By giving you a pain in the ass!!!"

He struck the stand into a little insision on the stage. Suddenly, the stage rose.

It turned into a giant four-sided amplifier.

"Ya know why I wanted to be an announcer? To use a microphone. Why? To sing! Why?! To rock!!!"

The announcer pulled out a guitar.

"This amplifier is more than a match to a tornado! If you are hit by a blast of this, you'll be sent flying! Andwe all know what happens when you land in water! Mae 100% by characters to move buildings! What's the best part? It's omni-directional!!! Gyahahahahaha!!!!!"

I spoke to John. "Listen. The stage is a rectangular prism, meaning that the sound blasts can only hit you at 0, 90, 180, and 270 degree angles. Stay in the corner areas of the giant amplifier. Once you get to a corner, try climbing up as carefully as you can. I'll try to do... Something."
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06/29/2013, 07:19 AM #5164
Engi-con

John simply looked at the speakers.

"I'll keep that in mind.", John said to Huey.

john got into a safe position.

John raised his hands to the speakers and yelled at the Announcer.

"Did you know that I picked up a few new tricks? Here's one."

All of a sudden, John fired two large beams of searing light out of his hands and towards the speakers.

Each beam had to be as strong as a Spartan Laser cannon.

Originally posted by S121
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06/29/2013, 07:29 AM #5165
By Wonder


"Oh, never saw you do that before! But here's a trick that I earned!"

The amplifier began slowly repairing itself.

"It's no good! I'll try to use the electrical shock units to disable the amplifier."

"I highly doubt that! Time to play my first song!!!"

The announcer then struck a chord.

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is that heavy metal?! John might have a hard time.

I was fighting the strong winds produced by the amplifier, which made the noise sound louder than 20 parades mixed together.

"John, to the corner, and quickly!"

Originally posted by S121
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06/29/2013, 07:35 AM #5166
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John was already at the corner when the amplifier began to emit sound.

(Looks like I'm jumping up.), John thought to himself.

John readied himself and jumped 50 feet into the air, landing on the stage.

"If you played my game, then you'd know that I'm much tougher than I look.", John said as he pulled out his pistol and fired an armor piercing, high-explosive round at the guitar's fretboard.
Last edited by S121; 06/29/2013, 07:37 AM.
Originally posted by S121
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06/29/2013, 07:39 AM #5167
By Wonder


"Oh, I know that, which is why I prepared a secret knock you off the stafe technique!"

The announcer then began... Dancing?

This was embarrasing for all of us...

Originally posted by S121
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06/29/2013, 07:43 AM #5168
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John was a little amused by his enemy's strange "attack".

(What is this guy's problem?)

John jumped in the air, pulled out his rifle, and rained armor piercing, high-explosive death down on his opponent.

Originally posted by S121
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06/29/2013, 07:51 AM #5169
By Wonder


I couldn't believe it... The announcer was dancing around the bullets! He weaved through the bullets and used the blasts momentum as his own. I didn't know that dancing would be used in combat for anything other than distractions or physical conditioning.

"Oh, and I was doing a little dance for you! How rude!"

The announcer stepped on a button on the stage sending grenades into the sky.

"Fireworks!"

The grenades exploded in mid-air, engulfing John in a flurry of explosions.

Originally posted by S121
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06/29/2013, 07:59 AM #5170
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As soon as John saw the grenades fly into the air, adrenaline surged through John's body.

John's eyes dilated, his heart raced, he gained a burst of energy.

John had gone into Spartan Time.

(Time to play dead.)

Right before the grenades exploded, John formed a darkness shield around himself and let the grenades explode.

As soon as he was engulfed in fire, he dissipated his darkness shield and went limp.

John landed right next to the Announcer and lied still, as if he had died or fell unconscious.

(And now to wait.)

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.


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