He would call Wesker a "juicer" and tell him to go take his meds.
He would say that he was a hunk, and that HUNK is just a coward in a mask.
He would say that Zero has boobs, and debate whether or not Zero was a female.
He would call Jake Muller a mama's boy.
He would call Axl "Scar Face" and and tell him to say, "Say hello to my little friend". (D*ck joke.)
He would ask Chris how he liked abusing corpses and ask if Chris was abused by any corpses.
*sigh*
Chris was a hard one to do.
Mima's next...
