Where does he hide all that crap!?
This tells you how strong he would technically be, so I'd probably believe he could carry it, just not store it.
Who knows? Maybe he takes the drug mule's approach... or smuggles it the other way...
Have fun thinking about that.
I wonder if other miscellaneous characters will join. There better not be the anno- adoring fan from Oblivion, or so help me he will be the first one to die horribly.
Adoring Fan
[Attachment]It's a shame Deadpool isn't originally a video game character. I can just imagine him yelling, "I KNEW IT!!!" after being transported to the real world.
I'm also pretty sure he would constantly pull crap from the internet, to terrorize everyone else (memes and dirty pics of the characters).
(Imagine if someone had drawings of you naked! It would be pretty upsetting!)
Come on, we all know he'd pull stunts like that. I can even imagine him getting one of the characters so angry that they brutally kill him over and over again.
I get really hyper at night, so enough rambling for now...