Base 2, Australia
"Sir! We found a subject in a near-by desert!" An agent had come bursting through my door with a laptop under his arm. How impolite.
I grabbed him by the collar. "I don't care who you find in the middle of the desert! I could find the Animaniacs in the desert and I still wouldn't give a damn! Got that?!"
"But sir, you may need to look at who the subject is."
I dropped him. "Well? Tell me!"
"It seems to be a man in a stealth suit with a bandanna and an eye patch."
Snake! I have finally found him! At long last!
"Gahahahaha!!!!!!!! I can't believe you found him! You get a promotion! Now round up the troops and send them to that location!"
He nodded and took off. I began celebrating. I began punching a wall. I got so excited that I let out an electric charge and left a giant hole in the wall.
Now it's time for some payback!