Dad had all of three minutes to raid SCAE headquarters and steal coffee blenders, assorted documents, and equipment that the authority owned before SWAT teams arrived on seen and quickly followed the swathe of Dad-shaped holes in walls and other sure signs of destruction to near the top of the tower, to find Dad throwing radio aerials and printers at their helicopter. The human element team opened fire, peppering Dad with hundreds of rounds from their MP-5s, while the Character employees moved to apprehend the criminal with more creative ways. Arcane spells were uttered, arming switches thumbed off on micro-missile launch pods, and demons summoned from the underworld.
Dad sidestepped, slid and spun through the maelstrom of weaponry utilizing moves that would not have looked out of place in a five-star performance of The Nutcracker- he pirouetted gracefully past a storm of missiles-which, coming from a Zentradi operating a VF-25 FAST Pack, naturally hit the SWAT teams' helicopter and obliterated it, then subtly and elegantly tore his way through a series of Ice Spears feverishly aimed by a high-level Evie with a sobrésault worthy of Anna Pavlova, before finally knocking out two greater daemons with a tasteful fouetté rond de jambe en tournant and hitting a Charizard with a flying spinning rotation kick that would have made Bruce Lee wince.
Dad did not stop to land on the ground, but instead tackled the Charizard's trainer and sent the two of them over the edge with a squeal of terror from the 12 year old Pokemon Master-wannabe, leaving the remaining members of the SWAT team to blink and wonder what the hell had just happened. The trainer hit the glass walls of the SCAE building face down, Dad riding him like a surfboard on a wave of fear-piss while stealing his backpack, and slid down the skyscraper for a full twelve seconds, Dad hurling Berry Juice and Pokeballs at policemen and army tanks far below, before finally jumping off the trainer with a triple backflip and landing squarely on his still-tethered Velociraptor, the subject of intense debate by the local zookeeper and policemen over how to safely get the creature to the UN without it biting somebody.
Dad dropped the Poke-trainer's bag, but still held one item in his hand. With one swing, he simultaneously karate-chopped his old tie in half, freeing the dinosaur, and stuffed the Rare Candy into its mouth. Instantly, the XP gained from the Velociraptor's previous engagements in the sewer jumped past the Oak-Brauen Threshold and it grew to six times its height, evolving into a Giga-Tyrannosaurus Shiny Version and immediately began to rampage down the street, towards the outer fringes of Tokyo and towards a certain antique store.
Dad sidestepped, slid and spun through the maelstrom of weaponry utilizing moves that would not have looked out of place in a five-star performance of The Nutcracker- he pirouetted gracefully past a storm of missiles-which, coming from a Zentradi operating a VF-25 FAST Pack, naturally hit the SWAT teams' helicopter and obliterated it, then subtly and elegantly tore his way through a series of Ice Spears feverishly aimed by a high-level Evie with a sobrésault worthy of Anna Pavlova, before finally knocking out two greater daemons with a tasteful fouetté rond de jambe en tournant and hitting a Charizard with a flying spinning rotation kick that would have made Bruce Lee wince.
Dad did not stop to land on the ground, but instead tackled the Charizard's trainer and sent the two of them over the edge with a squeal of terror from the 12 year old Pokemon Master-wannabe, leaving the remaining members of the SWAT team to blink and wonder what the hell had just happened. The trainer hit the glass walls of the SCAE building face down, Dad riding him like a surfboard on a wave of fear-piss while stealing his backpack, and slid down the skyscraper for a full twelve seconds, Dad hurling Berry Juice and Pokeballs at policemen and army tanks far below, before finally jumping off the trainer with a triple backflip and landing squarely on his still-tethered Velociraptor, the subject of intense debate by the local zookeeper and policemen over how to safely get the creature to the UN without it biting somebody.
Dad dropped the Poke-trainer's bag, but still held one item in his hand. With one swing, he simultaneously karate-chopped his old tie in half, freeing the dinosaur, and stuffed the Rare Candy into its mouth. Instantly, the XP gained from the Velociraptor's previous engagements in the sewer jumped past the Oak-Brauen Threshold and it grew to six times its height, evolving into a Giga-Tyrannosaurus Shiny Version and immediately began to rampage down the street, towards the outer fringes of Tokyo and towards a certain antique store.
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