[OOC Board] - All the World's a Game

[S121]

Goodmorning, everyone.

[Kristia]

speaking of the devil, hi there S121

[wonderweiss]

Hey. I just took your job of fitting video placing for when a situation calls for a fitting photo or video.

[S121]

Like this?

[Kristia]

indeed

[wonderweiss]

Something to start up John or Isaac.

[S121]

Be back in about 30 minutes.

EDIT: I'm back.

[wonderweiss]

Velcome Bach.

Btw, do you want me to begin Engi-con or too early?

[WriggleRid3r]

Okay I see that there will be two people using yukkuris, so I'm gonna unleash my vast-expanding knowledge (I've been studying in Patche's library.) on Yukkuri.

Yukkuris are, in extent, sentient magic manjuu. They have human-child level intellect and logic, where their logic is based on how "Easy" their life is, or for most cases (Yukkuri Aya and some trained Yukkuris are different)

Wild Yukkuris are mostly found in secluded habitats such as mountains or forests, where there are plenty of insects, berries, fruits, and grass for them to eat. However, with recent surge of Yukkuri population emerged a type of yukkuri called gutter-trash Yukkuri, where a yukkuri or a family of yukkuris live alongside trash bins and dumpsters where they can safely(not) acquire food that generally taste better.

Yukkuris have a "crying moe" effect. This makes Yukkuri number one target to small animals or abusive humans. Perhaps this is why there are so many Yukkuri abuse fanfics and comics out there.

Yukkuris' intelligence level is determined by a badge system. The currently known "official" badges are bronze, silver, gold, and platinum, in order. Bronze states that the yukkuri is technically "owned". Silver states that the yukkuri exhibits mild form of obedience and patience. Gold states that the yukkuri has a moderately acceptable behavior, making gold-badge yukkuri an ideal choice of a pet.


Picture of Yukkuri badge test


Only known Platinum badge Yukkuri. This Flandre is hired by the city to purge unwanted gutter-trash yukkuri. Definitely want.

There are some yukkuris that are nice, but most of them are just selfish and severely tunnel-visioned. Those that especially exhibit bad behaviors are known as shitheads. A nice Reimu-yukkuri may be a loving mother, but a shithead "Deibu" (most shitheads have heavily slurred speech) is greedy and demanding. A nice Marisa-yukkuri is hard-working and caring, while a shithead "Badiza" ditches their family when they are in danger to save itself. A nice Alice-type is shy but kind, while a shithead "Arishe" is a serial rapist.

[wonderweiss]

And then there's Komakoma... sit. Good girl!

[WriggleRid3r]

This is RP's Komakoma with Komachi probably.

[Kristia]

I still donŽt see the joy of those horrific comics were they litterally murder the Yukkuris..

[S121]

That's how some people get their jollies.

[wonderweiss]

So what 'garage' sized things are we showcasing? Pupa, the...

[Kristia]

sigh.. IŽll just try to erase that memory