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Wow...
Just.. freaking.. wow...
I was looking up a blood type for John for my post and came across this.
It's basically Chuck Norris jokes, but with John instead.
Master Chief Facts 2.
http://halo-fans.deviantart.com/art/...cts-2-72246004
PS: I'm just going to say that John's blood type is AB+.Last edited by S121; 08-01-2013, 08:08 PM.Originally posted by S121Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.sigpic
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@Kristia
"I've always got luck."
My favorite jokes are these...
Master Chief actually died in the dropship crash in the first Halo game. It's just that the clouds of heaven can't support his weight.
Master Chief's blood was used to make a retail beverage, that beverage is Mountain Dew Game Fuel.
The Legendary Edition replica helmets are actually from Spartans that Master Chief killed in Halo 2 Multiplayer.
If Master Chief was in the movie '300'. The number wouldn't be how many guys are in the group, it'd be the number of seconds it'd take to defeat the Persians.
The religious choir singing in Halo's intro theme is actually remixed screams of pain from beatings by Master Chief.
The Spartan Laser is powered by Master Chief's body temperature.
Plasma Grenades don't stick, Master chief just throws them very hard.
There's no face underneath Master Chiefs helmet. Only another gun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, In soviet russia, Chief plays as you!
Most of the time, these lines are told in some variation about Chuck Norris. Master Chief is currently infiltrating the internet to update that error.Originally posted by S121Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.sigpic
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