[OOC Board] - All the World's a Game

[S121]

I'm not sure if he'd hit on Marisa.

He'd probably go tell her to stop playing hero, stop doing shrooms, and go back to school.

Oh, the vulgarities, cheesy lines, and insults he would spew...

[wonderweiss]

There's also the fact that he would probably hit on every female character in the RP, therefore pissing off even more people.

Let's see here... Samus, Yuuka, Yuyuko, etc.... He'd be playing with fire.

Samus: I don't need another one! *blasts Duke*

Yuuka: Oh yea? You're pretty funny. *danmaku's Duke*

Yuyuko: How rude! I've already a fiance! *Danmaku's Duke*

[Koishi]

@S121
And then Salvador comes by and spits enough vulgar crap to make him cry.

[NeoFox]

If Duke were to try and seduce the character I am planning to introduce he would end up with...

A scythe through the back of his neck, then a shot from a anti-material rifle through his chest.

@Wonder

Axl: "Wait Fiance!? I didn't know we're getting married!"

[wonderweiss]

Youmu: *pops up from f*cking nowhere* Problem?

[S121]

There would be a lot of chaos as they butt heads and create explosions everywhere!


Here's some of the things I could imagine him doing...

He would call Isaac and Jason nerds.

He would tell X that the battlefield is not meant for little boys.

He would say anti-furry statements to Renamon and Nera.

He would call Yukari a hag.

He would call John a pussy.

He would call Hank an armless freak.

He would say that he's never been attracted to dead chicks until now to Yuyuko and Mima.

He would tell Yuuka that he wants to pollinate her flower.

He would probably step on somebody's toes too many times and die before the RP ends. XD

[wonderweiss]

Ooh, ooh, do one on Otori, Shiki, Koma, and HM next!

[NeoFox]

X: "For the last time... I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY!"

Dr. Light: "X are you playing with one your friends? Very well... just be sure to be back before dark!"

X: *Facepalm*


@S121

Also do one with Chris, HUNK, Wesker, Zero, Axl, and Jake Muller.

Jake will actually call back at him.

It would be a war of insults and vulgarity.

[S121]

DAMN! I didn't know that I make a good Duke.

I don't often throw around insults, but when I do, I nuke em!

More coming soon...

[wonderweiss]

Come ooo~ooon, do the others!

[S121]

I will, you just gotta give me a minute.

[NeoFox]

Give the guy some time!

Oh god it just felt like I was kicked in the freaking stomach...

[wonderweiss]

Srry, just a little exited.

He'd probably call Otori a bad luck brian.

[NeoFox]

Oh yea he would probably not want to make fun of Bass in any way.

Bass would probably... well...

You REALLY don't want to know.

[S121]

He would tell HM that there's no point in him hitting on chicks because he's a d*ckless robot.

He would tell Shikieiki that he can think up of a couple of uses for her rod of remorse and that he has a "rod" too.

He would tell Otori that little boys and pussies use bats and SMGs, and that real men use big guns.

He would tell Komachi that his "boat" is bigger than hers and ask her if she wanted him to prove it.


OMG! DUKE WOULD DIE HORRIBLY BY THE END OF THE RP!!!


I'm doing NeoFox's next...