Then, a big thud could be heard from the back of the mansion. It was too big for any fairy.
On the outside, the mysterious man was rubbing his head in pain.
"Shhh, ah... F*ck..."
He stood up. "Well... At least I'm on campus. Now then, let's find a way in."
He began crawling through the foliage, stopping at any sign of presumably hostile life.

