[IC] - All the World's a Game

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wonderweiss

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07/13/2013, 12:06 AM #6291
"What, hell naw! That's the power of being the king of the casino. I finally beat the house, made a performance, all the girls went wild, and one girl especially liked me. She was great, she had brown long hair, glasses, smelled clean, like she came from some lab... ya know what? I think I saw her at TISF. That might explain how she knew that I was a robot. But don't worry! She said she would keep shut if I temporarily gave her my lips. Why do you say that?"
Koishi

Koishi

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07/13/2013, 12:15 AM #6292
Somewhere in Nevada


The danmaku simply bounced off the zombies, without harming them.

"Since the shield emitters are down, and if we don't finish our job quick enough, yes." Hank said, pulling out another sword, cleaving through the zombies faster than even Christoff, slashing and cutting and dicing through them like a lawnmower through blades of grass. As the last one of the horde fell, Hank flicked the blood off his blades.

"Damn." Christoff said.


"You were adaquete." Deimos said.




Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.

You just discard their guts and keep on driving.
S121

S121

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07/13/2013, 12:17 AM #6293
Beach

"You show up with a wad of cash and lipstick on you. What do you expect me to think?", John said in a matter-of-fact tone.

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.


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Koishi

Koishi

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07/13/2013, 12:20 AM #6294
Beach


"Lipstick on a pig." came the Higher Power's voice as he appeared next to John with a chicken drumstick.




Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.

You just discard their guts and keep on driving.

wonderweiss

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07/13/2013, 12:23 AM #6295
"What? Lipsti- Oh, that sly fox, she knew I was gonna be there! Clever girl... anyways, that's the story! Man, you shoulda been there! There were girls everywhere! Ya know... I bet if you took off the suit and headed on down there yourself, you might be as lucky as Frank and I! The two most handsome devils of the casino! Whaddya say, John?"


Somewhere in Nevada


"That's as close as I'm ever gonna get around here... ah, well. I'd say that's pretty good."


Danmaku didn't work? Strange...

"I think we should head back. The others should be waiting."
S121

S121

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07/13/2013, 12:33 AM #6296
Beach

"I don't work that way. Augmentations. Besides, I'm already seeing someone.", John said.

What John meant was that his Catalytic Thyroid Implant, the one responsible for boosting his growth hormone output and healing rates, was also responsible for his suppressed sexual drive.

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.


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wonderweiss

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07/13/2013, 12:38 AM #6297
"Well, so was I. I was seeing that armor girl. But I still went for it. It's not like she cares about me or anything... wow, that hurts... hey, where did the white guy come from?"
Koishi

Koishi

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07/13/2013, 12:40 AM #6298
Beach


The Higher Power suddenly had Yukari's cap appear on his head.

"I wonder what the child will look like?" The Higher Power said, his eyes gazing off into the distance, then turned to the other guy. "That's racist."




Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.

You just discard their guts and keep on driving.
S121

S121

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07/13/2013, 12:41 AM #6299
Beach

"Let me put it like this. Nothing would happen even if I wanted it to.", John said.

"As for the Higher Power, he comes and goes."

He then turned to the Higher Power.

"What are you implying?"

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.


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wonderweiss

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07/13/2013, 12:44 AM #6300
"Let's try... observant. I mean, you're... you're... to put it simply, you're whiter than Casper. And John, those two told you to go have some fun. The least you can do is try your luck at the casino, get us some funds."